Burning Through Celluloid Special
Birthday Review for: HailtotheChimp
Voltz: {Voice-Over} There was me, that is Alec, and my three film idols, that is Kurosawa, Tarantino and Kubrick, and I sat in my studio trying to make up the restocks what to criticize for fellow critic HailtotheChimp's birthday. My studio was small but filled with numerous posters for films; mainstream wide releases or limited release indie fare, which was what I was watching on HBO. Such films would sharpen your wit and get you ready for a bit of the old Ultra-Criticizing.
(sits on the love seat in my studio sitting blankly while several DVDs are scattered a on my couch. He turns and look at one of the Kubrick DVDs and pick one up as he suddenly stands up in realization) oh what a globby cheap bottle of stinking chip oil I am! That's it! (runs out of the studio and out of the yard and onto the street where Voltz breaks into a run)
-later at HailtotheChimp's house-
(HailtotheChimp is opening his presents as
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